Let’s get sheet-faced. 👻
Or maybe it’ll just be me, who ordered a way-too-real Adios M*therF*cker:
- Don’t continue to drink because you don’t feel it yet.
- Don’t drink when you’re upset.
- Don’t keep your house key, car key, credit card, and debit card in the wallet you’ll probably lose after you do (1) and (2) at the same time.
- Don’t text/call anyone other than your Lyft driver after 1am, especially not your ex-boyfriend.
But if you do, what would a normal person text him after not speaking with him for over a year?